- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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