- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

what is 3+3= 8

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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