- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

your mom is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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