What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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this website even though its hilarious.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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