- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery