How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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PENIS lol

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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