- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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