- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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