What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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women's rights.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Anti Joke

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