- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

here's a joke... the american education society

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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