- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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