- Anti Joke

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !