- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A man walks into a bar

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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