whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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A jew enters a mall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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