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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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