- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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