- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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