- Anti Joke

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.