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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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