An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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