- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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