- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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