Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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No antijoke here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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