- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

a man checks his mypsace

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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