What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what's worse then a blowjob?

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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