- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Get up Look in the mirror

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Cliterus

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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