- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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