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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A Chinese man fails a math test

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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