- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

You bumder!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

I have a horse.

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