- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Pickles are powerful

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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