Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How old are you? 7

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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