- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

My Butthole.

Sixty... eight

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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