What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Hi.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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DERP

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Christ is a conspiracy

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