the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Tony Romo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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whats long and black? a baton

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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