ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

KOOKABURRA

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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