A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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I love pissing people off :P

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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