What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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