Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Nickelback

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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