- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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