How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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