Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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