- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

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