- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

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