- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

get in the car.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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