- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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