Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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