Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

ure mama's so fat

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Yo mama so fat.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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