- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Women's rights.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

black people

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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