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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

The chicken crossed the road.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

penis in the camel

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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