What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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