There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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