- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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