- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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