- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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