- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

whats white jizz

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Badabing.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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