What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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