Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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