- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A cat playing laser tag.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A women left the kitchen.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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