So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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