- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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