- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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