- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what this: b a dead one of these: p

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Cheese

why dont they make black forks

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