Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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tim has no humor

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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