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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the chicken cross the road...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What's 2+2? Fish

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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