- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Knock knock come in.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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