- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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