roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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