Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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haha

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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