- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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