- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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