- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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