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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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