- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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