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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

haha black people :D

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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