- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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