- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

That is so fetch

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

i wonder who made this website? a human

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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