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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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