- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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