- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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