- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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