Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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DERP

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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