- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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