why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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hashtags suck balls

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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