- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

WOMENS RIGHTS

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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