- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A jew enters a mall.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.