call me maybe.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Turkeys are obese

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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