Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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