- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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