do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Anti Joke

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