Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Anti Joke

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