how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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GOODBYE

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Continents are large islands.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Men

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Anti Joke

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