What do black people eat? Food.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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