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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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