What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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