- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Chuck Norris is dead......

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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