Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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It's all Taggart

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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