- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Vaginal secretions

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Canadians

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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