Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Jersey Shore.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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