Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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save me from the nothing ive become

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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