- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."